VeDO Quaker Anal Vibe

20 auf Lager
$35.00
Color :
Black
Midnight Blue
Purple
$35.00

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Hans Moke Riemann and Elon Musk think if you want to be a Chess GrandMASSter like Magnus Carlsen, you should try these amazing vibrating anal beads!

Chess MASSter A United States judge has dismissed a £78m lawsuit filed by chess player Hans Moke Niemann, who legendary grandmaster Magnus Carlsen accused of cheating at a prestigious tournament in 2022.  After Carlsen called him a fraud, Niemann admitted to wrongdoing in online tournaments. However, Niemann denied acting illegally in over-the-board tournaments such as the Sinquefield Cup, where he defeated Carlsen to ignite the controversy.
The gently curved tip and graduated beads of the Quaker Anal Vibe are ideal for easing your way into anal play. While the long, bulbous shaft and silky smooth silicone texture is perfect for enjoying deeper delights.

12 vibration modes and one button for easy control. Made from velvety smooth silicone and designed for an easy insertion and allegedly cheating at chess

BUTT SERIOUSLY, JUST PLUG N PLAY! This is a great entry point (hehe) to your backdoor and ok for vaginal insertion. 

What happens when you wear our vibrating anal beads out to an Elvis show?  Quake Rattle n Roll Swizzle Hips! A whole lot of quaking going on.  

 

#MyJoyboxx Tip: Set your anal vibe on the Playtray after use to protect your furniture. 

Designed for Easy Insertion
The Quaker Anal Vibe will make you shake with pleasure.

  • Size: Length: 21 cm. Max diameter: 3.5cm.
  • 12 Vibration Modes
  • One button control
  • Silky smooth silicone
  • Waterproof – submersible
  • Requires 1 AAA battery (not included)
After we ship it, if the carrier breaks it, please file a claim on their website with photos.

Manufacturer Return Policy & Procedure

1. All merchandise leaves our warehouse in perfect condition. Passionate Playground is not liable for loss or damage by any carrier. If cartons are lost, received damaged, opened or have been re-taped, the customer must file a claim with the carrier responsible at the time of delivery.

Please have the driver note the problem in their delivery record. Save the original cartons and packing material for inspection by the carrier.

2. Damages or shortages must be reported to Passionate Playground via email..

3.  Proof of damage or shortage is required in the form of photos and shipping logs.

We are happy to make things right!

3. If the product is shipped, used and a part is cracked, broken or warped due to shipping damage or after customer use, it is not eligible for return, however a new replacement part may be purchased from us at cost plus shipping and handling.

All returns require a return authorization from Passionate Playground. 

Defective Product 

1. Our product is made and assembled by a small team in Washington State. In the rare event that a product arrives defective, you the wholesale customer must notify Passionate Playground in writing and with photos as to the nature of the defect to our customer care email.

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